What The Papers Talk…

Bayern Munich are planning a £15m move for Fyfe Dangerfield from Guillemots, paving the way for tattooed crone Amy Winehouse (right) to join Manchester United. (Daily Star)

Arsenal defender Ry Cooder, whose contract is up in the summer, has held talks with West Ham who are interested in the veteran slide guitarist. (Daily Mirror)

Sunderland have targeted Inverness Caley Thistle striker Conor Oberst and Airdrie midfielder Queen Latifah (left). (Daily Record)

Scotland striker Garry O’Connor is hoping to win a release from The Eagles of Death Metal. (Daily Record)