Footy Fan Fiction – Sven vs The Doctor

Spend more than a few minutes on the internet and you’ll probably plough into some of the football fan fiction that is clogging up the webwaves.

Here’s our current favourite – an account of this week’s showdown meeting between Sven Goran Eriksson and Dr Thaksin Shinawatra…
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Frank Talk From Holloway

Ian Holloway has turned convention on its head again by announcing the re-signing of former Leicester City legend Frank Worthington for next season.
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Fairytale Twist In U’s Move Story

Colchester United’s proposed move to their new Cuckoo Farm stadium is on hold again following the discovery of a hidden enclave which is the home to a magical litter of fairies.
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Pardon You Howard, You’re Free

Former FA Technical Director Howard Wilkinson has been pardoned by the game’s ruling body.
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Cech Modifies Mask

Following a third freak accident in as many weeks, resulting in further injuries and stitches to his face, Chelsea stopper Peter Cech has devised a new version of his protective helmet. Cech will wear a new full face mask in the forthcoming fixture at Newcastle.
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Nobby Brassed Off At Website

West Ham star Nolberto Solano has launched an angry attack against the makers of an unofficial website devoted to his trumpet.
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A Question Of Museums

BBC bosses have announced plans to build a £90million ‘Question of Sport’ museum in Manchester.
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Spotted…

MIKAEL FORSELL trying to talk a badly-injured rabbit into dying naturally, in the hope of using the dead animal as a hat…
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FA Solve Respect Riddle

As a mark of respect for the death of someone close to a club, football games have been prefaced by either a minutes silence or a minutes applause. However, so many clubs have problems deciding how best to mark this sad occasion that the FA have announced new plans for the 08/09 season.
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Muamba Means Mammaries

Birmingham midfielder Fabrice Muamba has pledged his support to Sport Relief by paying to have breast implants.
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