Coming Soon To A Club Near You…

Following the glut of foreign billionaires who have swamped the Premier League, we take a look at some of the other world renowned businessmen looking to buy into The Best League On This Or Any Other Planet.

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Vladamir Lublin (left):
Russian billionaire. Lublin built his fortune after winning Russia’s steel industry in a game of cards. He lists his hobbies as skiing, football and murdering business rivals. Lifelong Middlesbrough fan.

Ravashing Wakanitrampong: President for life of Vietnam. Wakanitrampong recently celebrated his 67th birthday by abolishing democracy and marrying one of his daughters. Linked with Birmingham City.

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Crown Prince Bin Al Bin Rak Bin Man Al Saud (right):
Member of the Saudi Royal Family. Said to be interested in buying a Premier League club as a birthday surprise for his horrible son. Rumoured to have purchased Reading for his eldest daughter who then swapped the Berkshire club for an iPod Nano.

Andy Nurk:
American internet billionaire and Star Trek fanatic. Thirty three year old Nurk hopes that purchasing a football club will enable him to meet girls. Wants to take over Everton, reshape the stadium into a replica of the planet Vulcan and install Leonard Nimoy as Director of Football.



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