Spotted…

GLEN ROEDER looking at himself in a shard of broken mirror which he’d picked up in a car park, and muttering “You’re either part of the solution or you’re part of the problem big guy”….

Newcastle trio JOEY BARTON, MICHAEL OWEN and EMRE playing at being Charlie’s Angels in a packed Quayside bar…..

HARRY REDKNAPP on a scouting holiday in Cuba, throwing melons at unsuspecting young men in a bid to judge their reflexes…