Sky Viewers To Get ‘Leave Early’ Option

Sky are already heralding their technological developments for next season, including a brand new interactive ‘leave early’ feature.

By pressing the blue button during a particularly dull match, the viewer’s screen will cut away from the game and instead show the slow walk back to the pub, in the company of pockets of other disgruntled fans.

Pay-per-view customers can then see footage of a dreary half-empty pub, with lingering shots of a worn-out middle-aged barmaid’s leathery cleavage.