Spotted…

FRANK ARNESEN (right) sailing up a Vietnamese river in search of a mythical centre-half who Avram Grant had told him about….

GORDON STRACHAN in full clown make-up, teaching his pet seal Gemini to balance a ball on its nose…

MICHAEL GRAY pouring coins into a Bananas in Pyjamas children’s ride at a motorway service station, shouting “Forty five minutes on the bucking bronco! Come on!!”…