Poker: Robot Shows Its Hand

All internet poker has been temporarily suspended after it was revealed that 97% of all online players are in fact a robot owned by Steven Spielberg.

The robot was used in the legendary director’s film ‘A.I – Artificial Intelligence’ and had been left switched on by mistake after filming ended.

The computer has managed to win over three billion dollars in the last eighteen months which Spielberg says he’ll use to build a slightly better robot.