Situations Vacant – Callers Required For 606

Radio 5 Live are looking for potential applicants to be a caller on their prestigious 606 phone in.

You will have at least three years experience of annoying the living shit out of colleagues, friends and family with your half-baked, lobotomised opinions on football.

A loud foghorn like voice and comical local accent would be beneficial, as well as a mobile phone that doesn’t work properly.

To apply please write a paragraph of incoherent babble starting with the phrase “Hello Alan, I’m on the M1 and I’d just like to say…”