Jewell: “I’ll Tear This Club Apart”

Paul Jewell has threatened to completely dismantle Derby County if there are any more abject performances from his team next season.

He says, “There’ll be no more warnings. I’ll just tear the stadium down with my bare hands and sell all the bits separately on eBay. I’ll donate any cash raised to orphans or midgets or something. Then I’ll walk away.”

Few doubt the seriousness of Jewell’s words following his recent attempt to mince Giles Barnes.