Kinnear: Out Of Sight Out Of Mind

Former Wimbledon manager Joe Kinnear has revealed he’s been invisible since January of last year.

Kinnear, whose last job was at Nottingham Forest, bought a second-hand invisibilisation machine with his compensation payout and says he’s never felt better. “I’ve been doing a bit of scouting for a couple of old mates and spending the rest of my time on the golf course” he said.

“I’m getting a perm this afternoon” he added. Nobody’s got a clue.”

Kinnear confesses he is in no hurry to return to management.’