Ronaldo Poles Apart From Reality

CRISTIANO RONALDO has revealed that he fears the forthcoming reversal of the Earth’s magnetic pole.

He says “I cannot leave a room without chanting the phrase ‘Stu-Stu-Studio Line’ ten times. If I fail to do this, I believe the poles will suddenly reverse. The fate of the planet relies on me.”

When asked to elaborate, Ronaldo began whispering the phrase “Stu-Stu-Studio Line” and left the room.