Harry Tic’s Right Box For e-On

Portsmouth manager Harry Redknapp is teaming up with power company e-On who hope to generate electricity from his facial tics.

e-On spokesman David White says “Mr. Redknapp has agreed to be covered in sensors designed to react to the tiniest of movements. During the average game, we think his extreme facial mannerisms will generate enough electricity to charge up the fourth official’s substitute board.”

Mr Redknapp’s spokesman said that “Harry is pleased to help. If his weird, slightly spazzy tics and winks can help reduce global warming and prevent the deaths of some penguins, it can only be a good thing.”