Wenger Vision On The Way

Arsene Wenger will next season take delivery of a sophisticated personal monitoring system which will enable him to see every decision that goes against his team as well as the wrongdoings of his own players.

Designed to his personal specification, The Wengertronic 360 has high power mini cameras mounted on a red and white helmet. Each camera is connected to a mini HD monitor.These sit on a perspex panel in front of Wenger’s eyes, giving him the ability to see every area of the pitch from a central position.

Incorporating a wine glass holder, DVD player and microphone, the Arsenal manager is confident that the Wengertronic 360 will eventually be used by other Premiership managers, subject to approval by UEFA. “In the meantime”, said Wenger, “I will be strenghtening my neck muscles to cope with the weight.”