Drug Cheat Dwain’s Racing For Romance

Disgraced runner Dwain Chambers says he now plans to become a writer of romantic fiction.

He says “My pen name will be Moira Fairchild and I plan to churn out as many books as I can muster in two years.”

“I’ll specialise in wartime tales of tragic young widows who triumph by finding love again in the unlikeliest of settings.”

Ms Fairchild’s first book ‘Lift Up Your Head Mary Jane’ is out next month and if it’s not a success she says she’ll turn her attention to cartoon dog porn.