Woodstone in shock cock-fession

Bradford defender John Woodstone has become the first player to openly admit he is suffering from a penis injury.

He told us, “The game is flooded with injuries to the penis but they continually get written off in the groin category. I’m not ashamed to stand up and say I’ve hurt my cock, and maybe I can go some way to removing the stigma.”

As a result of his comments, Woodstone has been thrown out of the PFA and his club are claiming to have never heard of him.