Probe Offensive: Time To Give Grant His Due

There is no time to waste. Action must be taken now. Someone has to face facts and realise that the hero at the heart of Chelsea must now be accorded the respect he so richly deserves.

How can Blues fans ignore the glory of a superb 1-1 first leg semi against Liverpool? With all to play for in the second leg, and Liverpool incapable of scoring at Stamford Bridge, the European Cup is Chelsea’s for the taking and Avram Grant is the genius behind their march to victory.

Sports Offensive examines in depth Avram Grant’s undeniable superiority to his predecessor Jose ‘Mr. Arrogant’ Mourinho and why we believe Grant must be buried up to his neck in gold.

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JOSE MOURINHO

Loud-mouthed peacock who bought the best players in the world and then claimed it was his tactical expertise that took Chelsea to the heights it reached under his stewardship

AVRAM GRANT

A modest, private man from humble roots working for his local synagogue, caring for his community and distributing free food to those in need.

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JOSE MOURINHO

First manager in Premier League history to become a champion in his first season.

AVRAM GRANT

Chelsea are now unbeaten in four hundred games under Grant’s leadership.

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JOSE MOURINHO

Mystical ability to make men believe in him and follow him into battle.

AVRAM GRANT

Mystical ability to tolerate Didier Drogba’s tarty antics; rolling around like a big fucking girl when anyone so much as breathes on him.