Spotted…

MIKAEL FORSELL trying to talk a badly-injured rabbit into dying naturally, in the hope of using the dead animal as a hat…

An angry STEVE COPPELL outside Costco complaining to anyone who would listen about the poor cut of Kirkland jeans…

CHRIS KAMARA desperately trying to teach FERNANDO TORRES the lyrics to ‘Born to Be Alive’…

KIERON DYER, parading through the East End, lifting up a redhead’s skirt with his cane and growling ‘Daddy wants fresh ginger snaps!’…