Nobby Brassed Off At Website

West Ham star Nolberto Solano has launched an angry attack against the makers of an unofficial website devoted to his trumpet.

He has announced on his own website devoted to the instrument, “My trumpet is my small metal wife. Anyone who wishes to promote or debate my wife in public with the permission of neither of us will face the wrath of my squad of solicitors.”

The rival website has responded by showing a video of a man with an afro playing a set of bongos very, very quickly.