Frank Talk From Holloway

Ian Holloway has turned convention on its head again by announcing the re-signing of former Leicester City legend Frank Worthington for next season.

The Foxes boss said, “It’s an idea I got from watching the soaps. Flagging ratings are often boosted by bringing back favourite characters from the past, and we thought we could make it work here.”

Rumours that the ageing playmaker is to be killed off during the club’s Boxing Day match following a steamy ‘menage a trois’ could not be confirmed as we went to web.