Spotted…

Mathieu Flamini trying on false moustaches in a Holloway Road joke shop. He finally settled for the ‘Sloppy Drooper’…

Michael Ballack at a charity auction, bidding furiously for a copy of ‘Last Exit To Brooklyn’ as soiled by the author. He dropped out at £29.50….

Jamie Carragher and Daniel Agger booing some miserable off-duty clowns outside Liverpool’s training ground…

Claude Makelele ingratiating himself with the locals in Chelsea’s ‘Fishnets’ restaurant by standing on a table and bawling an Anglo-French version of ‘There Must Be An Angel (Playing With My Heart)….