Diablo’s Jumping For The Devil

Britain’s newest top triple-jumper, Wayne Diablo, has stunned the sport by revealing that his life and career are guided by Satan.


While chewing a live pigeon, Diablo said, “Lucifer is my prince and each time my spikes dig into the sand, I reach out to him and he grooms me. The Golden League meet at Zurich will be my Perdition. Follow me.”

Former world champion Jonathan Edwards has responded strongly, saying, “Give me five minutes with Wayne. Just five minutes. I will heal his brains in with my Jesus rock”.