Spotted…

A shivering TIM HOWARD at a car boot sale, selling graphic novels based on the film ‘Jumanji’ which he had individually drawn himself on rolls of toilet paper…


Freshly-knighted LAWRIE McMENEMY
playing soldiers with a group of seven year olds, telling them to straighten their backs, stick out their chins and bag him a load of Japs by nightfall…

ANDY REID struggling to reach the lads mags shelf in Tesco and having settle for a copy of Puzzler instead…

PARK JI SUNG demanding a refund from the guided tour of the ‘Emmerdale’ set because he claimed it was smaller than it looked on TV…