Cumbrian Losers In Bloodbath Ban

The FA have stepped in after Carlisle United attempted to take their players away on a themed end of season trip – hunting down and slaying the Leeds United squad.

Carlisle boss John Ward said, “Some people have suggested it’s just sour grapes after Leeds beat us in the play-offs but that’s madness.”

“Individually pursuing and eliminating their entire squad would have been a valuable team-building exercise for us. We just chose a set of targets that we had recent experience of. It’s all perfectly innocent.”