Spotted…

MICHAEL ESSIEN returning a Pacman costume to a hire shop and trying to explain away what he described as ‘mayonnaise stains’…

STEWART DOWNING digging up part of the hard shoulder on the A19 and putting a plastic sheep (right) in the hole….

NIGEL CLOUGH on the platform of Newark train station, dressed as Sweeney Todd and combing the hair of waiting passengers for a guinea a time…