The Dream Factory

YOUR FOOTBALL DREAMS ANALYSED BY AUSTRIA’S TOP DREAM EXPERT, JOSEF TRONDHEIM…

Dear Dr. Trondheim,

I had a weird dream last night. I was in a pub and Alan Brazil and another bloke were at the bar. The other bloke said he was an ex-Ipswich player and dared me to guess who he was.

When I said I didn’t know, they got out a laminated match report from 1980 with the team listed on it. I thought he was Russell Osman but he said he wasn’t.

Then Brazil was sick down his shirt and they had to leave. What does it mean?

Josef Trondheim says…  “Mmm, I am maybe zinking… that you are wanting to f*** your mama! Yes? No? YES!”

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