Hendrie Discovered In Serb Warlord’s Beard

Former Aston Villa, Stoke and Sheffield United player Lee Hendrie has been found sleeping in the beard of Radovan Karadzic.

Karadzic, one of the most wanted men of the world, was discovered practising alternative medicine and living in Serbia’s capital, Belgrade.

It is thought several fading footballers may have made a nest in the long white beard of the man calling himself Dragan Dabic.

Hendrie came to light when the Serb sneezed and the former Villa midfielder fell out.

Hendrie says he cannot remember how he came to be in the beard and that he looked forward to rejoining Sheffield United as soon as possible.