Sven’s At It Again

Notts County Director of Football Sven Goran Eriksson has a new love in his life.

The latest in a long line of beauties to have won his heart is an employee at Meadow Lane, Eve Fairclough. “Yes, it’s definitely love”, revealed the 63 year old pensioner. “Sven has offered to set me up in a love nest on the Mansfield bypass”.

Eve, twenty five stone and the club tea lady, claims to have indulged in daily sex romps with the former England manager. “Sven is very athletic for his age and he has made love to me in ways I had never imagined possible. We have done it in his office, in the kit room and over the physio’s table”.

Fairclough decided to come clean about her romps with Eriksson after the pair were caught  in a passionate embrace by one of the Notts County players. “One day Lee Hughes burst in on us by mistake. Sven was very cool and said he was ‘demonstrating the art of zonal marking’. I think Hughes believed him”.

Eriksson is denying the affair. “Mrs. Fairclough, she makes a very good cup of tea. There is nothing more to say”.