A Question Of Museums

Coleman: A terrible man

BBC bosses have announced plans to build a £90million ‘Question of Sport’ museum in Manchester.

Amongst the exhibits will be a vast close-up hologram of Matt Dawson’s face, screeching on an endless loop.

The museum will also pay tribute to the golden age of the classic BBC quiz format in “The Room of Fear”, where visitors can relive a production meeting and be shouted at by a virtual reality David Coleman.

The centrepiece of the exhibition is reported to be a fully operational Sue Barker android. According to a BBC spokesman, “People will be able to stroke her synthetic hair or look up her skirt. The possibilities are almost endless.”