Hail Charlie – Bury’s new balloon supremacistPosted: June 13, 2010
In a press release, Charlie has stated that his anonymous consortium plan to overhaul Gigg Lane, pump £15 million into player recruitment and aim to be in the Premiership by 2014.
Fans representative Andy Mogg said, “It sounds great, but I’m concerned about the other non-football promises he’s made, like the setting up of an independent negro balloon-man state and the ritual slaughtering of helium balloons with children’s characters on them. I’m all for success but not if it comes at a price”.
Charlie was unavailable for comment as we went to press as he was rehearsing a one-man show celebrating the life and work of Robert Mugabe.