What The Papers Talk…

Faris Badwan of The Horrors (pictured) is set complete his move from Birmingham to Bolton, although doctors are awaiting the results of tests on the player’s hair extensions. (Daily Mail)

Reading will make a shock £3m bid for Sheffield Wednesday defenders Peter Bjorn and John. (Daily Mail)

Celtic have offered Hibernian £4m for midfielders Richard and Linda Thompson, but the duo are unlikely to move having just put a bid in for a cairn in Edinburgh. (Sun)

West Brom boss Roberto Di Matteo admits he has made inquiries about Rotherham pair Papa Levy and General Saint. (Scotsman/Herald)

Dave Dee, Beaky, Mick and Tich could leave Brann Bergen for Gimnastick de Tarragona. (Daily Express)

Liverpool will pay £2m for 63-year-old David Bowie, although he will stay at his current club Atletico Bilbao until he has found his laughing gnome. (Sun)