The definitive list of #madeupsexacts

About two years ago, I came up with a load of #madeupsexacts on Twitter. Here they all are again. See how many you can imagine before you need to spend some special time alone…..

Indoor Dentistry

Remastering Electronic’s second album

Taking the pig to market

Borrowing God’s socks

Cancelling a standing order

Draining the Zambezi

Contacting the ombudsman

Singing the browns

Conquering the Cayman Islands

Supporting the Brand New Heavies

Upgrading to HD

Upstairs parachuting

Giving away the image rights

Knocking the top seed out in the quarter-finals

Burping the keynote speech

Getting the bonus ball

Observing the 10pm curfew

Ignoring the lodger

Combing the beach for old coins

Ash Wednesday

Puking the blue Smartie

Australia

Exercising the witch

Hosting the Eurovision

Bombing the car boot sale

Special J

Chatting with Edwyn Collins

Crop rotation

Queuing up for Pearl Jam tickets

Intimidating the witness

DMing Pee Wee Herman

Sneaking in to the labour exchange

Peter Panning / Tinkerbelling

Liberating Illinois

Handing back the MBE

Paddling in the septic tank

Unlearning Yiddish

Council Hutchence

Fiddling while Rome bursts

Fanning Her Majesty

Ignoring the gymkhana

September 11th

Feeding Boss Hogg

Bottling Morrissey

Dot Cottoning

Loving the alien

Mining for spam

Driving Miss Daisy

Escalating the grievance

Drizzling the beatnik

Getting to know James Bolam

Decorating the panic room

Multi-Coloured Swap Shop

Being affected by one of the issues in tonight’s show

Drinking the bra dry

Cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and cheese and biscuits

Spoiling the Durham Miners’ Gala


5 Comments on “The definitive list of #madeupsexacts”

  1. Austen says:

    This is incredible. More please.

  2. Austen says:

    We came up with a good one:

    Deconstructing Wham

  3. […] Put simply, a very clever, very funny man. The inventor (and I’ll have words with anyone who claims otherwise) of the simply brilliant and brilliantly simple “[SOMETHING] KLAXON” tweet, which is as good an epitaph as most people can hope for. Many people would expect Princess “this monarchy’s gone to heaven” Diana to bequeath her heavenly hotline to Derek Acorah or Derren Brown, but she chose the ‘Swan. He’s also possessed by an ability, unrivalled outside the pages of Viz, of making up farcical porky pies. This blog post neatly exemplifies both his ability to make stuff up, and suitability for the medium of Twitter: The definitive list of #madeupsexacts. […]

  4. […] Put simply, a very clever, very funny man. The inventor (and I’ll have words with anyone who claims otherwise) of the simply brilliant and brilliantly simple “[SOMETHING] KLAXON” tweet, which is as good an epitaph as most people can hope for. Many people would expect Princess “this monarchy’s gone to heaven” Diana to bequeath her heavenly hotline to Derek Acorah or Derren Brown, but she chose the ‘Swan. He’s also possessed by an ability, unrivalled outside the pages of Viz, of making up farcical porky pies. This blog post neatly exemplifies both his ability to make stuff up, and suitability for the medium of Twitter: The definitive list of #madeupsexacts. […]


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